Quick Facts About Silica Gel

This is the first page of facts. They are not very advanced at all. Anyone with half a brain will be able to understand them. In fact, I figured out almost all of this just by looking at a packet, before I did my research. Have fun.

• Although it's called Silica GEL, it's not a gel, it's little pebbles. Technically, it should be called Silica-Little-Pebbles, but I didn't name it.
• It comes in shoe boxes and sometimes coat pockets. It's free - meaning, included in the price of whatever it is you're buying that it's in. Also, if you find a packet on the ground, and you pick it up and walk away, nobody will arrest you, because nobody cares if you steal Silica Gel.
• Even though it seems to serve no purpose, it's actually very important. It drys things out so the clothes or shoes or purse or whatever you're buying doesn't get wet.
• You shouldn't eat it. It also says you should throw it away, but I see no point in doing so. As long as you don't eat it. Don't taste it to see what happens, just trust them.
• It's a desiccant, but if you're on this page, you're too stupid for me to explain the meaning of that word.
• It should not be underappreciated. If you don't understand why I would say this, stop and think about what your life would be like without Silica Gel, and I'm sure you'll catch my drift.

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