FROM  THE   REAR  VIEW  MIRROR....& BEYOND

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                                      CHOICES...choices            Why not use corn oil ?

  Pass with care...right side up!           Anyone have a mason jar?

              Perfect get-away road!                   Can't be tattooed *unless* you wait! 

                       Only my best friend?                                   WHY ask WHY

                      WHAT???                               Fast elderly, please cross elsewhere

                                   Always use the 2nd floor Outhouse    

Interesting plates.....Is yours here?

TEN COMMANDMENTS

FOR THE CAR COLLECTOR

• Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.

• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car nor his garage, nor his battery charger.

• Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors except for thy spouses's modern iron.

• Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse into thinking that thee is taking them for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.

• Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy spouse and children; (as much as, but not more)

• Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Edsel, nor his Desoto, nor even his '47 Plymouth.

• Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.

• Thou shalt not promise thy spouse a new addition to the house and then use it to store cars; (Thou shalt not store cars in the attic)

         

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• Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.

• Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.