The Official Druid Pimp Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Druid Pimps, REAL DRUID PIMPS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Esanguiner and I can't stop thinking about Druid Pimps.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Druid Pimps are mammals.

2.    Druid Pimps own shit ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Druid Pimp is to flip out and smack people.

Pimp Gearz:

Pimp Staff               Pimp Hat

Real Life Druid Pimps

Testimonial:

Druid Pimps can own anyone they want!  Druid Pimps smack people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Druid who was eating at a tavern.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Druid owned the whole town.  My friend Showtee said that he saw a Druid Pimp totally pimpslap some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Druid Pimps have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will smack your face off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Druid Pimps are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Druid Pimps are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start owning shit next level.  I love Druid Pimps with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Druid Pimps?

A: Druid Pimps are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Druid Pimps are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Druid Pimps are always cruel or mean or kill-stealing.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Druid Pimps can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do Druid Pimps do when they're not smacking people or owning shit?

A: Most of their free time is spent AFK, but sometimes they meditate.  (Ask Showtee if you don't believe me.)

Here's me when I totally owned the PoD (He's finished with puberty so that's bragable)!!!